Wanted: POCKETS
On twitter tonight
“I bought some “men’s” pants. I’m real mad now.
They don’t just have pockets.
They have deep pockets.”
“Women literally can’t have deep pockets because our pants are even preventing our success.”
“why are men’s pant pockets so much bigger??
i’m sorry but women’s hands are not three inches long and our pockets do NOT make the cut”
“Imagine what women could accomplish if we had full sized pant pockets.
The possibilities would be endless”
and finally...
Him: You know, women wouldn't need to carry a purse if the men
who designed their pant put pockets in them.
Her: How to Make Friends with Every Woman on Twitter in Under 140 Characters”
Another Her: Second! More men like him. Please.